What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 01:29
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.